Finajet Soup!

Unless you're a cow, the pellets are not for you.  Cooking with them is another story.......


Some of you have heard of the process to make Trenbolone acetate from cattle implant pellets (Finaplix), and have asked me how it is done. That number has risen to the point where I figured I'd tell you a little story about making one of my all-time favorite drugs yourself at home.


One of the best drugs to many of us who were lucky enough to be using steroids in the early 80s was Finajet-- trenbolone acetate made by a real U.S. lab for use in cattle.  Parabolan-- trenbolone enanthate - was the human version of trenbolone, only with a longer-lasting ester.   Both drugs were plentiful late last century.  Ah, those were the days!  Once those drugs were pulled from the market and the black market took over production, running "tren" has been a crap shoot.


While definitely not a beginner's steroid, trenbolone works incredibly well.  I love it when you can actually feel a drug working, and trenbolone definitely has a feel all to its own.  From the darkening of your urine, to the dull kidney aches, to the lean, dense, look you get, to the insane bursts of strength, to finally being able to break up with your girlfriend, "tren" was always a drug you knew you should respect.  Like a machine gun, it was not particularly dangerous until you pulled the trigger; however, when you did, you'd better be aiming.  If you employed that kind of respect to this drug it would respect you right back. And, while marginally agitated, you'd still be pretty happy with the result.   No other drug I've ever done has had more of a profound effect than trenbolone.


After years and years of reminiscing about real Parabolan and Finajet, I started going out with this chick who was the former squeeze of an edgy pseudo-guru, who had taught her to make some killer injectable "Fina" out of those cow pellets.  Her method was pretty simple and, long before the statute of limitations ran out, she would make up batches of the stuff in my kitchen, bottle it, and sell it to all my buddies.  She did a good job-- everyone of those guys who used her Fina are still talking about it.


All she did was grind the pellets up in my coffee grinder until they were dust, then she dissolved the pellet dust in sterile sesame oil that she "cooked" for a few seconds at a time in the microwave to warm it up to about 130 degrees, let the stuff steep for a while, and then ran the soup through a coffee filter.  What dripped out of the bottom of the contraption she rigged up to hold the filter open was close to 80 mg/ml Finaject.  She siphoned off the filtered juice into sterile dark glass multi-use vials, added a little benzyl alcohol (.05 ml per10 ml) to kill any bacteria, sealed them up with a rubber stopper and crimp ring, just like the pharmaceutical stuff-- she even owned a real crimper so the bottom edge of the crimp ring was nice and smooth and professional looking. (All this stuff- - bottles, stoppers, crimp rings, crimper, benzyl alcohol, even the fina pellets-- is available online).  If her shit had labels on it, you'd think it came from a pharmacy.


None of my friends, nor I, ever had a sterility problem with her stuff and all of us got the kick in the pants we were after using the stuff.  Especially me!  How cool is it to have your chick make your gear?  My girl's Fina was tight.  These days, there are kits available to do more or less the same thing, but I don't think they're necessary.  If my girl could do it in my kitchen, you can make it yourself without the kit.  Like I said, all the necessary items you need-- including the pellets-- are available online, and it's all legal.... Sort of.  I'll get to that in a minute.


Finaplix-H (the H is for heifer) comes in a white box with yellow writing.  The drug is legal to buy because of its delivery method. The implant is placed under the skin on the posterior aspect of the cow's ear by means of a special implanting gun.  Implanting the pellets in any other location, or for human use, is a violation of federal law.

Each Finaplix pellet contains 20 mg of trenbolone acetate (Manufactured by a non-sterilizing process). Each implant consists of 10 small yellow pellets. Ten implants are provided in a cartridge. One Finaplix implant contains 200 mg trenbolone acetate. The 10 pellets which make up the dosage of Finaplix-H are contained in one division of the multiple dose cartridge. Ten doses are in each cartridge (2,000 mg per cartridge).


While there are numerous trains of thought behind using these pellets, only one of them has any merit-- making it injectable.  Swallowing the pellets or crushing them up and sticking the powder under your tongue could have only been recommended by someone who hasn't tried it.  Finaplix pellets taste like gasoline and are very toxic to ingest this way.  You also get very little, if any, of the drug into your bloodstream.  There is also a method of crushing up the pellets and mixing the particles with DMSO, and spreading it on your skin.  Not only is this marginally effective, but the DMSO is also pushing the binders and other things that go into making a pellet into your bloodstream as well.  Plus, DMSO makes you smell like one big huge raw garlic clove.

Making the injectable is really the only viable method.  It's easy and, if you are careful, nothing bad will happen on the order of infections.  The internet is a great source for the actual process.   I wouldn't want to give you any more step-by-step instructions for the process to make Fina than I already have, but suffice it to say the Internet is a fabulous resource.  If you buy only enough Finaplix cartridges to make up a bottle or two for yourself -- and you keep those bottles in your house and don't sell them or give them away-- you'll still be breaking the law, but will you likely to be caught?  That's a good question.


If you buy 1,500 doses of Finaplix-H and have it shipped to a rural rout address in Ditches county in up-state New York along with the implant gun, chances are no one will bat an eye.  But, if you buy just one or two cartridges (about $40.00 each) of  10 doses (2,000 - 4,000 mg total) and have it shipped to your address on the lower east side of Manhattan, you will be raising a flag.  There aren't too many cows running the streets of New York City.  Jacked up bodybuilders would surely outnumber cows, and those bodybuilders would not be wrangled by a sheriff wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and six-shooter.  Getting your hands on the pellets is not really that hard, but a little ingenuity goes a long way.

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